Open Letter, Part 1
God: Give me the strength to facilitate for 3 consecutive hours every other night next week.
Oral Communications Class: Sorry I didn't post your grades yet. Simply put, I don't feel like it.
Ankle: Please, stop twisting constantly during my walk from the parking garage to the office.
Heidi from The Hills: Please, wake up. Don't constantly play yourself over Spencer. He looks like the human version of Johnny Bravo.
I can't believe you're going to take him back next week AFTER he told you to get out of his car. Grow a brain, will you?
Andre Leon Talley: Make a dentist/orthodontist appointment immediately. Git yo teef game up, mane!
Co-worker: Please, stop making everything "Happy," as in "Happy Spring" or "Happy Thursday." I understand your sense of positivity, but it really gets on my nerves. "Happy" that!
T-Pain: Why is every song you're on the tightest thing going? I can't believe that because your singing abilities are slim to none. P.S. Daaaammmnn! 28s!
Random Myspacers: Stop taking the a$$ to the camera shots. Just stop!
Random Picture Posters: Stop taking pictures in the junkiest, dirtiest parts of your house. We can see it! That's what the cropping function is for. Use it!
Mexicans: Why you gotta put the tamale stands by my house?
The Rose Man @ the Club: Is this side hustle really relevant in the year 2007? Make your paper though.