Reality TV Makes Me Smile
The Hills: Nothing like watching idiotic, rich girls enjoy life and love in the big city.
The Real World: Tyree, I like you, but you need to calm down. No, you will not be remembered as the guy who was arrested for urinating outside of his own house. You will forever be remembered as The Angry Black Man and that title was established on the very first episode.
Jen, why must you be an instigating, all in your biz slutter?
Colie, are you nuts or what? You are NOT in love with Alex.
Davis, you are the hottest Caucasion going right now. Too bad you like boys.
ANTM: Needs no explanation. Renee', I wanna crack your mutha_____ forehead! Nigel, you are one big peice of hotness.
Bad Girls Club: I don't want to watch you anymore because Lele is gone! Whhhhyyyyy? First Ty, now Lele. There's nothing but dingbats left in the house.
Run's House: Did I miss the season opener? And why are you on BET now? Nothing wrong with that! Diggy, you are the BOMB! JoJo, you clearly proved on Rap City (hadn't watched it in years) that you cannot rap. Justine goes waaaay harder than you. I hope my marriage can be as fun as the Simmonses. Run and Justine, that is.
College Hill: Tsk tsk tsk, BET...I'm convinced that Louisianans are decendents of the Virgin Islands. The accents are too similar. Also, people just stop! You are a disgrace. No way in heezy Southern's season was this bad. But it is real. UGH
I Love NY: It amazes how anyone and their mama (literally) can get a show. But it is very entertaining, even if it is fake as Sister Patterson's hair. The killer was when Pootie took the phrase "Kill Yoself" to heart and threw himself down the steps. What exactly did you hope to accomplish, Poot Poot? Pure comedy!
Hair Trauma: Black folks and a hair salon. Enough said.
Whose Wedding Is It Anyway?/Bridezilla: Yet another show to make me sad and happy that I am not married.